Срочный перевод на английский

Здравствуйте. Нужно перевести на английский язык песню. Проект очень срочный, необходимо сделать за полтора два часа. Рассчитаться смогу завтра, так как не планировал открывать заказ, необходимость перевода появилась 10 минут назад, электронных денег в настоящий момент нет. Пишите стоимость и сроки. Вот эта песня. Исполнителю пришлю ссылку на клип, там слова сопровождаются визуальным действием, что поможет истолковать правильный контекст и смысл. 

Hey Mickey!
You came from Germany, where you had a lot of fame
And nobody in England knew just how to spell your name
But Jose then decided not to give you any games, Mickey

You did all you could including scorpion kicks to score
But he dropped you for Juan Mata even thought he hates him more
And then he subbed you off a half-time and that was the final straw, Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity it has come to this
You tried but in the end Jose just really took the piss
Oh Mickey, it was s*****, you were not remiss
But dont despair Mickey
Theres something new Mickey, new Mickey
Its a new start, Mickey

Hey Mickey!

Youve joined Arsenal and you should know these things as you begin
The fans are always always angry even when you win
And have you ever played at a ground where the fans dont like to sing, Mickey?

Get yourself two dogs and you could really win some fan acclaim
You cant be any worse than Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
And I must confess I still cant spell your stupid f******* name, Mickey!

Oh Mickey, this is tricky, do you understand
You swapped the Champions League for Thursday nights in Kazakstan
Oh Mickey, tells us is that really your mum
She looks so young Mickey
And you look like Mickey, like Mickey
Like Ross from Friends, Mickey

Oh Mickey youre so fine
Have you sorted your waistline
Hey Mickey

Oh Mickey youre so fine
Ozils on the Northern Line
Hey Mickey