Copywriting 2 blog articles in English for adult toys online store

Hello,

We are searching for a professional copywriter to create 2 blog posts for our online store. 
The topics are about sex toys and related categories: user guides
So you should be comfortable with adult theme.

Perfect English and experience in copywriting are must have requirements.

If you've read the task, pls start your answer with "I'm not afraid to work with sex shop". Thank you.